Foreword		ix
Joe Torre
Author's Note		xiii
Introduction		1	(6)
The First Pitch		7	(13)
Our Pastime's Past Time		20	(17)
Heroes and Villains		37	(24)
(Baseball x Age) - Playoff Appearances = Life		61	(14)
The Numbers		75	(12)
Baseball Finds You When You Need It Most		87	(16)
The Art and Science of Being a Fan		103	(22)
Cheating Through the Ages		125	(19)
If I Were Commissioner for a Day (or Three)		144	(18)
All You Need Is gLove		162	(18)
The Off-Season Blues in G		180	(18)
The Clothes Make the Blogger		198	(22)
The Final Out		220	(10)
Glossary		230	(12)
Acknowledgments		242